Hi I’m Graham and im from h-town straight up thuggin’ 4 lyfe 420 blaze it smoke weed every dayTumblr (3.0; @mediocre-gatsby)http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siopold.tumblr.com/post/52237687104/one-of-the-most-annoying-things-about-me-is-that-i">siopold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason</span></p> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53263002192http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53263002192Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:25:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4561db62a1eb2f23004f27ece6293269/tumblr_mkziwqVBmr1rxop3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262946719http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262946719Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:24:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m865e7RnIj1r562u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262926980http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262926980Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:23:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75e60fbad1b0e8081a6d475a11db1369/tumblr_mfi2kgsOli1r42qyuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262909712http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262909712Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:23:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3adfab4c0cbc39eef88cbcd6bfa80bd/tumblr_mnzunry6XE1s8njeuo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joliejoly.tumblr.com/post/53004518755">joliejoly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://despicable-me.tumblr.com/post/52334061183/bob-the-maid-download">despicable-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bob the Maid</p> <div class="bottom-item download"><a href="http://intl.despicableme.com/tumblr_downloads/images/060613_a.gif">Download</a></div> </blockquote> <p>I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.</p> </blockquote> <p>Im sensing some tension</p>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262904673http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262904673Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:23:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed72cc02dc3e132322ba1c92c12a7675/tumblr_moi54iDmqQ1qanxrno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e06210a71c40c876a621c9aa3ffce3a8/tumblr_moi54iDmqQ1qanxrno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fc48423aaab205ade80991c1fc5f72a/tumblr_moi54iDmqQ1qanxrno3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262846049http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262846049Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:21:48 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princekind.tumblr.com/post/32560583396">princekind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)</p> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262808197http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262808197Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:20:50 -0500“You have my permission not to love me;<br/> I am a cathedral of deadbolts<br/> and I’d rather burn myself down<br/> than change the locks.”<br/><br/> - <em>Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catfacemeowmers.tumblr.com/">catfacemeowmers</a>)</em>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262803235http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262803235Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:20:42 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbersome11.tumblr.com/post/51444552826/i-was-born-in-the-wrong-generation-i-scream-as">cumbersome11</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin</p> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262796237http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53262796237Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:20:32 -0500<p>alcohol and sexual interaction are current necessities to continue living</p>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53261395518http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53261395518Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:47:42 -0500<blockquote> <p><span>Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Wow this is the most accurate post ever written</p>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53259111928http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53259111928Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:00:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6s437bTc1rujsz1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258973655http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258973655Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:57:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2b1bbb7a113699ad7083d65153f6fcf/tumblr_mnspy3zJou1sop9rfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unpresentable.tumblr.com/post/52645225513" class="tumblr_blog">unpresentable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>.</p></blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258956649http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258956649Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:57:30 -0500http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258791878http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258791878Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:54:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e5fe796c1adda39c04d79ebce5eec3a/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7a92356d5468385733540716481848a/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8799e040f95d8503c4d30ef01133e62/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a2b3217309a9ee9f6a5e2afa244b13a/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a723526cd659d550672f6e9b6c3af70/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90606b49fe485c12be4c0f79001b5b15/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1518abe08b7f75159a54fecc4ab7db26/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ead4979110a2929776fdec8db2f38b9/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dccd23d26b7d3ab5abeed99ea074bbc9/tumblr_moj51yvECA1s11dc2o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span>i thought we were all in this together</span></p> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258740300http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258740300Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:53:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4a7959e63898865b81f470d8723a46e/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3181d3e4773fb65556a83e9608d5e83/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fea3632e2c45fbc86f66b86ad66e9dff/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7da61a92c0c0bb22ae5c2c8933643598/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ded17ddcb8caa782f9eb93d30e352253/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2068cef75d89c5d5fbda9040252a0576/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d21c7a05686b6bb35332bf0dbc2514c1/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04b63561f65691f72b6929ac951c138d/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f1228e53eeac8d0a543e4448cd98e44/tumblr_mnqt3l62iH1rw872io3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>The Astonishing Annual Red Crab Migration</strong></em></p> <p>Named one of the planet’s most breathtaking migrations, the Christmas Island red crab exodus is a natural phenomenon that continues to astonish.</p> <p>Making it onto CNN Travel’s recent list of the “<a href="http://travel.cnn.com/10-worlds-most-spectacular-migrations-354901" target="_hplink">10 most spectacular wildlife migrations</a>,” the island’s annual red crab migration is an astounding event that involves the movement of millions of vividly colored crabs as they leave their in-land homes to breed and release eggs into the sea.</p> <p>An Australian territory, Christmas Island lies some 2,600 kilometers north-west of Perth in the middle of the Indian Ocean. While just 1,500 people live there, it is home to an estimated 120 million crabs.</p> <p>Photo credit: James Morgan [<a href="http://www.morgan-photo.com/">website</a>]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258648751http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258648751Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:51:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1927466438934665b34a653e0e5bfe4c/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5d094540d9428d5206786061a071bf4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af685ab1da96f1cbefaf635b65f6c24d/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bb35428b3a986477184a7a2b60a1a8/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d25a88bf13ea2141f6f56d4a499f70a/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e62c1c67c1d2549b7584e7ebec88f4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/915a14f199d6962623bef0d8fdf5d78e/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b22c05d8c7e5f7682cde15564a359fd4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terra-mater.tumblr.com/post/53187275862/15-amazing-things-in-nature-you-wont-believe">terra-mater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist</strong></p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/D2HIm?gallery"><em>Source</em></a><strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258592948http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258592948Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:50:43 -0500<p>5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?<br/> It’s a high heel emoji from a friend omg hahahahah </p> <p>7) What’s your strangest talent?<br/> Either still being able to put my foot in my mouth, or being able to perfectly imitate Sharpay Evans from HSM</p> <p>28) What’s your biggest “what if”?<br/> What if I told the person I love that I love them. </p> <p>99) if the whole world was listening right now what would you say?<br/> I wouldn’t I would probably just have a panic attack and not be able to breathe</p>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258493074http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258493074Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:48:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99e8963aa20c4f5bec4518a1f7c2ead0/tumblr_mo54z3SK6e1rbmkgqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258186870http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258186870Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:43:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7adfec808a8e3ea594a886ed2aaa2328/tumblr_milyp3FkVx1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258172486http://mediocre-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/53258172486Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:42:49 -0500