did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
holy fuck why did i do that i fucked everything up probably
One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks.” —Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via catfacemeowmers)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
alcohol and sexual interaction are current necessities to continue living
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
Wow this is the most accurate post ever written
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
It’s a high heel emoji from a friend omg hahahahah
7) What’s your strangest talent?
Either still being able to put my foot in my mouth, or being able to perfectly imitate Sharpay Evans from HSM
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if I told the person I love that I love them.
99) if the whole world was listening right now what would you say?
I wouldn’t I would probably just have a panic attack and not be able to breathe