holy fuck why did i do that i fucked everything up probably
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One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
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wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
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You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks. Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via catfacemeowmers)
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks. Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via catfacemeowmers)
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“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
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alcohol and sexual interaction are current necessities to continue living
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Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
Wow this is the most accurate post ever written
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